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theabyssiswatching: simulatedstars: revolutionn12: In Terry Pratchett’s Night Watch, a certain young revolutionary was pierced by eight crossbow bolts while clutching at his flag. I’ve read the Brick, and I’ve read Night Watch, but when I realised this, it gave me quite a start….
at-the-bearicades-of-freedom: Sorry I just HAD to respond to this.
pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
Some profanity I'd like to hear more often:
tittybasket: 1800chokethath0e: lucatastrophe: “For the sake of fuck” “For shitting out loud” “For the fuck of God” “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot” “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this” “Fuckwad” “Cocktard” “Shitbeak” “Cuntsteak” “Dunderfuck” cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one. These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
bramblepatch: oncelers-eyelashes: bramblepatch: tehfawx: What’s all this about steak? “Mignon” est simplement le mot français pour “cute.” Un “Filet mignon” est littéralement un “cute steak.” Exactement!
fieldofbeans: halfbaked-alchemist: HI I am the potoo I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, pretending to be a stick or dead leaf it’s not as easy as it looks I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon because, according to legend, I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon I approve of this so much.
citruscandy: nazerine replied to your post: one of the job requirements for the job at the… “in costume” do they make you dress up as a crane Assist in the “costume-raising” of five to twenty-five Mississippi sandhill crane chicks per year. Observe strict costume protocol, including not speaking for long periods of time. Work safely in costume with accompanying visual obstruction around...