May 2013
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theabyssiswatching:
simulatedstars:
revolutionn12:
In Terry Pratchett’s Night Watch, a certain young revolutionary was pierced by eight crossbow bolts while clutching at his flag.
I’ve read the Brick, and I’ve read Night Watch, but when I realised this, it gave me quite a start….
at-the-bearicades-of-freedom:
Sorry I just HAD to respond to this.
pockytardis:
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
Some profanity I'd like to hear more often:
tittybasket:
1800chokethath0e:
lucatastrophe:
“For the sake of fuck”
“For shitting out loud”
“For the fuck of God”
“Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
“I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
“Fuckwad”
“Cocktard”
“Shitbeak”
“Cuntsteak”
“Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
bramblepatch:
oncelers-eyelashes:
bramblepatch:
tehfawx:
What’s all this about steak?
“Mignon” est simplement le mot français pour “cute.”
Un “Filet mignon” est littéralement un “cute steak.”
Exactement!
fieldofbeans:
halfbaked-alchemist:
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
citruscandy:
nazerine replied to your post: one of the job requirements for the job at the…
“in costume” do they make you dress up as a crane
Assist in the “costume-raising” of five to twenty-five Mississippi sandhill crane chicks per year.
Observe strict costume protocol, including not speaking for long periods of time.
Work safely in costume with accompanying visual obstruction around...
