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Mom Roxy Headcanon
grubtier: nowordswriter: So, we just learned that Roxy’s drinking inhibits her Void abilities, as quoted: And what we know of Void powers is that they basically hide knowledge. Right? As the Rogue of Void, she’s basically a giant walking censor bar… well it’s more of a screen. And then the Void aspect is the opposite of the Light aspect. Light also known as the aspect of knowledge and...
The Sand People are easily startled but they’ll soon be back, and in greater...– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
It’s everything the gifs told me it would be!– Jack, watching Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes (via alexandraerin)
kawaiipyro: penguinanimalcracker: a moment of silence for everyone’s weeaboo years
Meanwhile, Back At The Lab...
Natasha: I don't understand what you see in that blowhard...
Bruce: You don't know him like I do, okay?
Natasha: I was in deep cover as his personal assistant. No one on this team knows Tony Stark like I know Tony Stark.
Bruce: Okay, but there really is more going on there than the idiosyncratic playboy routine.
Natasha: There is nothing routine about his idiosyncracies.
Bruce: You have to understand, Tony is a man of science... and Stark International is one of the few companies out there that still believes in doing pure research, hard science for the sake of science. Working with Tony affords me opportunities that no one else can give me, that few researchers can ever hope to...
Tony: HEY, I JUST INVENTED ANOTHER NEW ELEMENT! WHO WANTS TO STICK IT IN MY CHEST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
Bruce: ...see, that's a kind of science.
Bruce: I'll be right back.
mocaw: The best part about learning about Jake/Jane and revealing more about Nanna/Grandpa is that it finally explains why Grandpa Harley was such an idiot. WHO MOUNTS A SHARK HEAD ON THE WALL WHO COLLECTS MUMMIES OF ALL THINGS? WHO GIVES A CHILD PISTOLS??? WHO GIVES A DOLL A WINE CUP TO DRINK TEA WITH? THE ANSWER MY FRIENDS IS THIS GUY
mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
mulattafury: roachpatrol: I should not have named my beta fish Redglare, because now I am legitimately invested in her not dying and she’s got some kind of disgusting popped-out eye gunk going on with her face. I bought more antibiotics than probably any single fish deserves, even the spiritual successor of a badass dragon lawyer, and now I just gotta wait around and fret. I am so bad at...
nictitating: today i framed my last piece for the show. this one was more personal, so i could have kept editing it forever! it’s based on a titi monkey family i followed around while working as a research assistant in bolivia. more stories to come when i get a decent scan. here they are demonstrating their unique tail-twining behavior, a bonding activity like human hand holding. i really...
Deleted lines from The Avengers script #1
Loki: Did you mourn?
Thor: We all did. Yes - yes, of course, we all fucking did! We all thought you were dead, asshole!
*Thor grabs Loki by the ear*
Thor: Now let's go home, you little shit!
Loki: Ow ow ow
Thor: No talking! You're going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE with Mother and Father when we get home!
And now both Steven and Mark are in the Guardian...
Steven Moffat: Hello
Mark Gatiss: You! The second most dangerous man in London!
Steven Moffat: You! Previously unknown to science!!
Guest: If you could pick one thing that is your favorite about writing an episode, what would it be?
Steven Moffat: My fave thing about writing is FINISHING. That's really nice. I LOVE that.
Mark Gatiss: There's nothing nice about writing.
Guest: Which one of you would be Sherlock and who would be John?
Steven Moffat: We're both Watson. Nothing happens very fast .....
Mark Gatiss: Although I'm the only one who grows a moustache.
Guest: Does it surprise you with how popular Mycroft is by some of the fans?
Mark Gatiss: Mycroft's popularity doesn't surprise me at all. He is, after all, incredibly beautiful, clever and well-dressed. And beautiful. Did I mention that?
Steven Moffat: It's just a shame Mark is ugly and badly dressed.
Guest: I've heard a theory on how Sherlock faked his death involving anti-gravity, a cat, and buttered toast. Shall we expect the solution to be any more plausible?
Steven Moffat: No.
Guest: I have a theory on how Sherlock faked his death regarding the packets of crisps still in his pockets. Plausible?
Steven Moffat: Yes, that's it, you've got it.
Mark Gatiss: Entirely plausible. Were they 'Wotsits'?
Mark Gatiss: Could crisps cushion his fall?
Guest: Will John ever get married? Or is he married to his work/Sherlock now?
Mark Gatiss: John is married to his wok. he's a big fan of Chinese food.
Guest: Have you guys ever thought about having John and Molly date?
Steven Moffat: I'm not sure Molly is able to retain John in her memory any time she breaks eye contact with him. Like the Silence in Doctor Who
Guest: I'm a little confused about the timeline of series 2. Does Hound take place during Scandal? They both seem to be set around christmas time.
Steven Moffat: Well I'd be interested in the time line theories, that's an old standby of Sherlock Holmes fans. We assumed they happened sequentially, but what do we know?
Guest: Something I've been dying to know, what was in the present (in Scandal), that Molly bought Sherlock for Christmas? I bet he'd be difficult to buy for!
Steven Moffat: No idea what Molly bought. Did Sherlock ever open it, that's the question.... Ohhh!!!
Mark Gatiss: Molly's present? A tantalus, perhaps?
Steven Moffat: Cocaine!!
Mark Gatiss: (after in pause in questions flow) Starving. Has everyone had their tea?
Guest: If you could ask sir Arthur Conan Doyle one question, what would it be?
Mark Gatiss: How come you're so bloody brilliant? I asked him one last night through a medium, actually. His answer was "Six and three eighths".
Guest: What do you think of the Believe In Sherlock campaign the fans started back in January?
Steven Moffat: Best viral marketing campaign ever. And beyond thrilling for us.
Guest: How long does it typically take you guys to write and film an episode?
Mark Gatiss: A hundred years.
Steven Moffat: On a good day.
Guest: How do you decide who writes each episode?
Mark Gatiss: We fall into a brown study, consume ten ounces of ship's tobacco and, when the fug clears, we know who's doing what.
Mark Gatiss: Oh and there's wine.
Steven Moffat: Do you have wine there? I don't have any wine.
Mark Gatiss: No wine. no. I'm having bacon and eggs in a minute, though.
Steven Moffat: I've been trying to make toast. Crumbs all over the computer.
Guest: Do you have anything you'd like to say to your fans in the United States?
Steven Moffat: Please watch our shows. And buy the DVDs.
Guest: Do you have another theme in mind like this season: Love, Fear & Death?
Mark Gatiss: Yes. Tea, Milk and Sugar.
Mark Gatiss: Love, Fear & Death are very big. We have to top that. Sloth, Pain & Eczema?
Guest: How many trench coats are used in the average Sherlock episode?
Steven Moffat: There is no average Sherlock episode. The very idea!
Guest: The blood in the show is so realistic! Mind sharing the recipe?
Steven Moffat: Hit people.
Mark Gatiss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhuR1VMkpXM
Ruth Spencer: We've had thousands of readers and comments today - thank you so much for joining us! Any final thoughts before we go?
Mark Gatiss: Yes. As a nice surprise for our US fans, I can exclusively reveal that Sherlock faked his death by
Mark Gatiss: Oh God! We're out of time!
Steven Moffat: Very exciting to hear from Sherlock fans. I suppose we now have to buckle down and make some more. Or just make some toast. I'd really like some toast.
Steven Moffat: And yes, please vote for us in the YouTube thing. Cos if we lose we'll be too upset to make any more. And I'll axe Doctor Who as well. And shoot Santa Claus and some puppies.
I just realized something about troll lifelines.
seiuchiblarg: Trolls are supposed to live for more or less time based on the color of their blood, right? If death by old age is a viable thing for the trolls, Karkat would die first, and Feferi last? THIS IS WHY FEFERI WAS THE WITCH OF LIFE. In an ideal world wherein all twelve of the trolls were allowed to live and move into their new universe and repopulate and generally be awesome, Feferi...
tricotee: gluethegrue replied to your post: gluethegrue replied to your post: gluethegrue… droog and stitch became sort of friends when droog told him it was awful during a fight and stitch was all “ugh yes tell him how ugly it is” and the fight just stops as everyone watches droog and stitch tell itchy how ugly his ‘fashion’ is
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