Posts tagged Captain America
Posts tagged Captain America
Bruce convinced Thor and Loki that the movie Jurassic Park was based on actual events. The rest of the team kept it going until Thor started planning an expedition to hunt the dinosaurs, at which point Steve took pity on them and told them 1) it was just a story, and 2) Tony had pulled the same trick on him with the Terminator movies. The resulting revenge (and ensuing prank war) was the first time that Thor and Loki worked together since before Thor’s banishment from Asgard.
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[Submitted by: madmaudlingoes
All S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel are reminded that Capt. Rogers and Thor Odinson have received extensive training in personal computing skills, including all the software in use on agency-owned machines and Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. They do not need your help to complete any of our electronic forms, no matter what vague or unsettling comments they may make about “tubes,” “runes,” “speaking lights,” “radio-vision,” “Internets,” or “cup holders.” Please do not aid or abet them.]
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Whenever Pepper is having a bad hair day, she always goes to Steve. During his time with the USO, he would often help the chorus girls get ready, which means he’s nearly a pro at doing hair. Pepper has sworn on her life to never tell Tony any of this.
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[Submitted by: four-eyes-and-two-hearts
All S.H.I.E.L.D. employees are advised to stop asking Captain America how he’s handling working with a Russian. Capt. Rogers slept through the Cold War. Anyone continuing to make this mistake will be enrolled in mandatory remedial world history classes.]
At one point, Steve DID punch Hitler.
Allied command had stopped trying to kill Hitler by 1944, as his death could make him into a martyr, as well as allow more competent commanders to rise to power who could stymie Allied progress on both fronts.
Steve, Bucky and Peggy were once sent to Germany undercover, and through a series of unlikely coincidences, Steve found himself face to face with the Fuhrer. It took ever bit of willpower not to kill him, but the allure of punching him was too much.
He, Bucky and Peggy very nearly got killed a dozen times over as they made their way to their extraction point. But Bucky and Peggy weren’t mad, just very, very jealous.
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[Submitted by: John Seavey
Mr. Stark’s work with carbon fibers is intended as a revolutionary new project that could lead to a space elevator; NOT a tow rope long enough to waterski from the Helicarrier.
On a related note, I expect Capt. Rogers’ shield to be returned to him by the end of the day, or else.]
Steve, back in his youth, had loved it when he could spare some change and go see the movies. It had been a magical experience to him, where evil and bullies were always punished and no matter who or what you were, you could do and be anything. So, naturally, after the battle and getting settled…
Steve’s kind of a legend in his apartment complex. Of course, no one knows he’s Captain America, but he’s the one who picks up litter, actually recycles, helps old ladies cross the street, and assists others in carrying heavy things up and down the stairs. Many of his neighbors sometimes gather and speculate on what his deal is.
Submitted by bradley-uppercrust-the-iii