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tigershipdown:

im supposed to be working but im picturing prehensile crotch tentacles being used for some kind of like
sexy* thumb war
where the participants (its karkat/sollux, lets not pretend that it isnt) are getting off on it but more preoccupied with winning so its just both of them just glaring down at this ludicrous crotchwrestling event like they are losing at a video game
and i cant stop laughing i cant work like this
*sexy here meaning that what is occuring is technically sex, not that it is actually arousing as a spectacle

tigershipdown:

im supposed to be working but im picturing prehensile crotch tentacles being used for some kind of like

sexy* thumb war

where the participants (its karkat/sollux, lets not pretend that it isnt) are getting off on it but more preoccupied with winning so its just both of them just glaring down at this ludicrous crotchwrestling event like they are losing at a video game

and i cant stop laughing i cant work like this


*sexy here meaning that what is occuring is technically sex, not that it is actually arousing as a spectacle

(Source: shucklefuck, via manyblinkinglights)

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thedailyfeed:

Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.

I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?

These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.

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Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.

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i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete

My life is complete

OOC:: Have some porn

You know you always wanted prehistoric porn.

Don’t deny it. Have some.

(via hollyjollypanties)

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