Posts tagged iron man

theavengersheadcanons:

Bruce convinced Thor and Loki that the movie Jurassic Park was based on actual events. The rest of the team kept it going until Thor started planning an expedition to hunt the dinosaurs, at which point Steve took pity on them and told them 1) it was just a story, and 2) Tony had pulled the same trick on him with the Terminator movies. The resulting revenge (and ensuing prank war) was the first time that Thor and Loki worked together since before Thor’s banishment from Asgard.

Submitted by heavilyparaphrased 

theavengersheadcanons:

Whenever Pepper is having a bad hair day, she always goes to Steve. During his time with the USO, he would often help the chorus girls get ready, which means he’s nearly a pro at doing hair. Pepper has sworn on her life to never tell Tony any of this.

Submitted by Kate

(via theavengersheadcanons)

theavengersheadcanons:

Tony and Clint have become inseparable after they came to a truce during what is now known as “The Great Prank War of 2012”. Whenever they are seen together on deck, the whole of the Helicarrier fears their safety.

Submitted by badgersinbowties 

theavengersheadcanons:

The thing people don’t realize about Pepper is that she went to MIT too.  Got her MBA from Sloane, actually, which is apparently really hard for a business school, but all the other MIT students think it’s easy, so she wasn’t really one to complain about her classes being hard.  But yeah, there’s a reason she knows how to run a company.  And being Pepper, and good with people, she worked for the admissions office to help pay her way.  And when someone got Tony to do a series of guest lectures the administration chose Pepper to be their liaison/TA/course administrator person.  And the result of this is that Pepper spent a semester getting Tony to show up to his lectures on time and being not freaked out by his bots and failures to conform to normal sanity standards and at the end of it, Tony was like, “You’re graduating, right?  You should be my PA — the people Obie finds are stupid and/or run away screaming in, like, 48 hours.”  And Pepper points out that she has several perfectly good offers for real jobs, and student loans to pay back, and Tony is just like, “Those people are boring.  Just pay yourself whatever twice whatever they’re offering you.  C’mon, Pep, it’ll be fun!”

She’s regretted it ever since.  (Except not, obviously.)

Submitted by april-rainer 

theavengersheadcanons:

After spending too long in his lab and neglecting all of his basic needs to a point where Pepper was worried sick for him, Nick Fury personally came to Tony Stark’s Malibu and told him to go the fuck to sleep.

Submitted by donottouchmychicken