Posts tagged iron man
Posts tagged iron man
Bruce convinced Thor and Loki that the movie Jurassic Park was based on actual events. The rest of the team kept it going until Thor started planning an expedition to hunt the dinosaurs, at which point Steve took pity on them and told them 1) it was just a story, and 2) Tony had pulled the same trick on him with the Terminator movies. The resulting revenge (and ensuing prank war) was the first time that Thor and Loki worked together since before Thor’s banishment from Asgard.
Submitted by heavilyparaphrased
Whenever Pepper is having a bad hair day, she always goes to Steve. During his time with the USO, he would often help the chorus girls get ready, which means he’s nearly a pro at doing hair. Pepper has sworn on her life to never tell Tony any of this.
Submitted by Kate
Tony and Clint have become inseparable after they came to a truce during what is now known as “The Great Prank War of 2012”. Whenever they are seen together on deck, the whole of the Helicarrier fears their safety.
Submitted by badgersinbowties
[Submitted by: Jabberwocky
Agents of SHIELD are reminded that Miss Darcy Lewis is NOT the official pin up girl of SHIELD, no matter what she or Agent Wilson says.
Also, a reminder that anything to do with publicity MUST go through the PR department, not Mr. Stark.]
[Submitted by: John Seavey
Mr. Stark’s work with carbon fibers is intended as a revolutionary new project that could lead to a space elevator; NOT a tow rope long enough to waterski from the Helicarrier.
On a related note, I expect Capt. Rogers’ shield to be returned to him by the end of the day, or else.]
The thing people don’t realize about Pepper is that she went to MIT too. Got her MBA from Sloane, actually, which is apparently really hard for a business school, but all the other MIT students think it’s easy, so she wasn’t really one to complain about her classes being hard. But yeah, there’s a reason she knows how to run a company. And being Pepper, and good with people, she worked for the admissions office to help pay her way. And when someone got Tony to do a series of guest lectures the administration chose Pepper to be their liaison/TA/course administrator person. And the result of this is that Pepper spent a semester getting Tony to show up to his lectures on time and being not freaked out by his bots and failures to conform to normal sanity standards and at the end of it, Tony was like, “You’re graduating, right? You should be my PA — the people Obie finds are stupid and/or run away screaming in, like, 48 hours.” And Pepper points out that she has several perfectly good offers for real jobs, and student loans to pay back, and Tony is just like, “Those people are boring. Just pay yourself whatever twice whatever they’re offering you. C’mon, Pep, it’ll be fun!”
She’s regretted it ever since. (Except not, obviously.)
Submitted by april-rainer
some more iron woman happened
Bruce: Um, Tony? Can I get your help with something?
Tony: Why do I feel like I’d regret agreeing to this?
Bruce: It’s not a big deal.
Tony: Well what is it?
Bruce: Well, it seems like Adele has been exposed to some…um…gamma rays, and…
Tony: Okay, I already don’t like this, but just finish the sentence.
Bruce: Well, it’s seems she’s…
Tony: Dead? Is she dead? Did you KILL Thor’s baby rabbit?
Bruce: What? No! She just got into my lab somehow when I was running tests and now she’s a mutant rabbit.
Bruce: And I really need your help fixing her before Thor finds out. Also before she terrorizes the city.
Tony: I actually kind of feel bad saying this, but I think I’d have preferred if we were arranging a rabbit-funeral right now.
Bruce: Yeah, that is bad. You should feel horrible.
Tony: I do, I really do.
(submitted my MoonSlippers)
After spending too long in his lab and neglecting all of his basic needs to a point where Pepper was worried sick for him, Nick Fury personally came to Tony Stark’s Malibu and told him to go the fuck to sleep.
Submitted by donottouchmychicken
[Submitted by: NezumiPi
Should Tuesday’s circumstances ever repeat themselves, our liability-reduction officer would like to issue the following clarifications:
- Skilled, trained civilians (e.g., EMTs, police officers, etc.) may be deputized when necessary.
- Thor is reminded that deputizing street vendors does not obligate them to give him free food.
- Mr. Stark is reminded that making air quotes around the word “deputize” does not free him to use this emergency procedure as a pick up line.
- All staff (esp. Hawkeye and the Hulk) are reminded that deputizing animals is NEVER considered an appropriate course of action, though in hindsight, the cell phone videos of the Hulk running around Central Park yelling, “THIS DUCK OF SHIELD! AND THIS DUCK OF SHIELD!” may have been good PR.]