vastderp:

arjache:

vastderp:

turbocunt:

vastderp:

the-rain-monster:

Luka, this is relevant to your interests.

Aw hell yes. Watching decline and fall of the Bullfuck Empire is my most secretest sexual fetish.

/SP

*glances back at old guy fawkes masks fondly*

we did some good stuff, man. all those dancing monkeys trolling the public sidewalks brought a lot of lighthearted media attention to the fight, something no one in media felt comfortable tackling until Anonymous spammed the cult’s lame little faux-CIA and disrupted their old fair game plan of “harass, sue, lie to and destroy” that used to make them feel immune to investigation.

they used to have a lot of muscle to intimidate journalists, but they never knew how to deal with chaos worshippers from the internet using pranks and silliness and spilling all their little secrets. they weren’t able to handle the internet when it showed up at their door. we joined the people who have been fighting for decades at great personal risk and took the heat off them so they could do their work more safely. we made their intelligence investigations useless, because Anonymous has no intelligence. >:D

look what we did to their book sales records in 2008 :3 i think it was something like a 90% drop.

it always kills me when people in picketing videos get confronted by an official who hasn’t reached OT3 yet, and the protester will start reading the text of OT3 (the revelation of Xenu, alien space god, as the cause of all human woes) and the officials run for it so they won’t get space pneumonia and die. i mean it’s fine if you believe stupid shit, that’s your religion, but NO NO NO DON’T SPOIL THE ENDING I HAVEN’T PAID FOR THOSE CLASSES YET!

good times, man. good fucking times.

The whole Xenu aspect never fails to amuse me, because seriously, this idea that a single space alien is ultimately responsible for all of Earth’s defects, it’s just -

…oh.

katspaw:

So I just wanted to share this really beautiful fill on the kink meme because I loved it and thought it was really well done? Unfortunately the author is on anon or I would link to them too!

The prompt was for Gamzee running into Karkat from a timeline where he was killed by his version of Gamzee.

It’s just really emotional and well written?

Just

You think about Nepeta, and she’s a person. A person. Like how Karkat is a person, and she isn’t your person but she was somebody’s person, Equius’s person, and he was hers, and you think about how her eyes looked when she jumped for you and suddenly it isn’t funny anymore. None of it is funny anymore. You have never in your life been this empty of mirth. You aren’t sure if you’re yourself, which doesn’t even make sense because you’ve been so different and always been yourself. You have always been laughing, and the things that weren’t to laugh at you just walked on past, let happen and you might have lent sympathy, a few words over Trollian, a pair of long arms, but never did you stop and, yourself, grieve.

(via bramblepatch)